MANILA, Philippines – A sexually frustrated husband compiled in an Excel spreadsheet the excuses of his wife every time he asked to have sex with her.
The unnamed man documented the days he was refused by his wife.
His spreadsheet went like this:
In column A, the man recorded the date and in column B, he included the response (Yes or No) while in column C he wrote down the excuses his wife used against having sex.
The excuses included: “I am too tired, I am exhausted, I am not feeling good, I ate too much, I am watching, I am too drunk, and I feel gross,” among others.
The man emailed the spreadsheet to his wife before he went on a 10-day trip.
The wife who was shocked after reading the email repeatedly tried to call her husband but she was ignored.
So she decided to share the email through Reddit, a social networking website, that showed the spreadsheet.
In a report by Mail Online, an international news website, the woman was quoted saying she and her husband have been together for five years but married for two years.
She, however, said they do not have any child.
“Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone. ‘Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment,” Mail Online, quoted the woman’s post in Reddit.
The spreadsheet has been taken down but already went viral and sent Netizens giggling.
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