Do Filipinos love to whack it? Pornhub statics say that we hella do. And before people start denying it with matching Bible verses, the adult site has receipts to back up the claim.
The “web porn ban” in the country due to anti-child pornography laws didn’t stop us from going to Pornhub when we can. Even though the adult site is in some internet providers ban list, like its fellow porn sites xVideos and xHamster, Philippines made some feats when it comes to the nation’s porn watching habits.
Pornhub released their insights for 2018. Lo and behold, it turns out that we’re on the top 10 list of countries with the highest daily traffic. The United States still takes the number one spot. Lucky for us, we climbed three spots from last year.
Another fascinating insight is that the nation also spends time in Pornhub the longest. We clock in at an average of 13 minutes and 50 seconds. Is it because of our dial-up-like internet speed or because we don’t know what to get off to? That’s one Unsolved: True Crime episode waiting to happen.
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For ignorant straight men wondering: do women jack off? Pornhub stats says, yes we damn well do—Filipinas, it’s about time to be proud of owning your sexuality. We make up the highest volume of female visitors in the porn site, followed by Brazil and South Africa.
Don’t know if this next one should strike a sense of worry or a weird sense of “Pinoy pride.” But since 2016, our top keyword is “Pinay.” Our other most searched terms are: “Japanese wife,” “Japanese,” and “Anime hentai uncensored.” Looks like we’re not only a horny country, we’re also a bunch of horny weabs.
With all of these pieces of information being thrown at us, what does it say about the Philippines as a nation that we don’t already know? That we’re not as Christian as we deem to be? That our traditional attitudes are merely face value? Probably.
To be honest, it has been a tough year for us Filipinos. Maybe the increase of porn watchers in the country is a sign that we’re all a bit tense. And if there’s a nation who deserves to break out the lotion and the box of tissues, we’re right there at the top of the list.
Here’s to a weird, weird sense of “Pinoy pride” brought to us by Pornhub.