Well, I guess these churches have also had it with the MECQ extension

Don’t fret, mortals. It seems that even the holiest institutions can lose their patience with wishy-washy decisions from the government. With the sudden extension of Metro Manila’s stricter quarantine status, a couple of churches have echoed the chorus of “huhs???”, which, apparently, remains a continuing pandemic saga.

On Sept. 7, the Inter-Agency Task Force for the Management of Emerging Infectious Diseases (IATF) recalled an earlier pronouncement of the capital region’s general community quarantine (GCQ) status, with the agency opting to extend the current modified enhanced community quarantine (MECQ) till Sept. 15.

“The IATF deferred the pilot implementation of the GCQ with Alert Levels System in the National Capital Region (NCR),” IATF and presidential spokesperson Harry Roque said in a statement. “Metro Manila’s current risk classification as MECQ shall be maintained until September 15, 2021, or until the pilot GCQ with Alert Level System is implemented, whichever comes first.”

In the announcement before that, Metro Manila was expected to return to its GCQ status on Sept. 8, which meant that some services—including religious gatherings—were allowed to open up with observed protocols. With the last-minute change, however, churches were left to revise their upcoming sched—but not without throwing some shade.

“Dahil po sa pabago-bagong desisyon ng gobyerno, hindi po muna matutuloy ang mga pampublikong misa natin bukas, September 8, at sa mga susunod na Linggo hanggang sa maging maayos po ang desisiyon ng IATF,” reads Paco Church Manila’s Facebook post, which also clarified that they’ll be pushing with livestreamed masses instead.

(Because of the government’s fickle decision-making, public masses will not resume tomorrow, September 8, as well as the following Sundays until IATF makes a proper decision.)

Other churches share the same sentiment with the viral post, with Pasay City’s Mary Comforter of the Afflicted Parish saying, “Hindi natin malaman kung ano ba talaga ang desisyon ng gobyerno, kaya bukas magbabalik muli tayo sa MECQ.”

(We can’t keep up with the government’s decisions, so tomorrow, we’ll return to MECQ.)

Cubao’s San Antonio de Padua Parish also got cheeky and opened their announcement with “Lumaban po kahapon, pero binawi po ngayon” in a now-deleted post.

(They asserted it yesterday, but they withdrew it today.)

Thou shalt not bear false witness, folks—because there’s nothing like the spirit of shade that can unify faith, amen. 

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Art by Yel Sayo, photo from San Fernando de Dilao Parish in Paco, Manila’s Facebook post