A woman put an engagement ring intended for her guy inside a Kinder Surprise Egg, which she inserted in her vagina. But it got stuck.
Eve Ensler’s internationally famous book “The Vagina Monologues” is being released in a special anniversary edition with additional, never-before-published monologues.
A rush of women going under the knife for designer genitals has taken even plastic surgeons by surprise and divided medical professionals on the ethics and benefits of “labiaplasty”.
Mature women in need of a “lift” down under don’t have to resort to expensive surgery so as to address minor but recurring problems such as urinary incontinence due to childbirth.
This is an abridged and different version of the same tale I did for “Filipino Heritage” Vol. V. Once there was a couple with no children. “Give us a child,” they begged the saint. “We will accept any offspring at all, even if it be just a mouth.”
So you love your muff! If you went to a half-decent convent school for girls, the nuns would have drummed into you the importance of sitting correctly to protect your modesty. Always wear clean panties, the advice went—you never knew when you would be run over by a bus!
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