14 of the most outrageous superstitions we've heard | Lifestyle.INQ

OCTOBER 27, 2022

Our culture is pretty much a mishmash of cultures belonging to those who colonized us, which led us to really weird and often, really stupid superstitions. Even though these superstitions date back way before “nung panahon ni Mahoma,” they are still being used by our grandparents. “Sabi ng matatanda,” is what my fiancé would always say, to which I’ve always replied: “Matanda ka na.”

Here, we list down 14 of the most outrageous superstitions, beliefs, and random “sabi ng matatanda,” and we skewer them one by one in order to arrive towards the truth.

Superstitions in the Philippines: Being left at the table alone doesn’t mean you’ll be single forever
Being left at the table alone doesn’t mean you’ll be single forever

1. When someone is still eating at the table, wait for them to finish before cleaning up the table. If not, they would end up single

As someone who is frequently left behind at the dinner table and someone who is probably getting married in the near future, this is obviously not true. Being left at the table alone, especially at eat-all-you-can buffets, doesn’t mean you’ll be forever single. It means that you’re a strong woman who can eat your feelings away.

2. Do something stupid while an enchanted gust of wind breezes through and you’ll be left in that state forever

Part of the long list of “sabi ng matatanda” superstitions, they always pull this shit up when you’re making ugly faces or flipping your eyelids inside out. There’s no such thing as “ihip ng hangin.” You’re just gullible.

3. Fishbone stuck in your throat? Keep it a secret and spin your plate three times to make it disappear

Don’t tell anyone! Spin your plate three times to make your life disappear! You’ll be spinning to the emergency room in no time at all!

Superstitions in the Philippines: If three people pose for a photo, the one in the middle will die? As far as we’re concerned, all three members of Destiny’s Child are still alive
If three people pose for a photo, the one in the middle will die? As far as we’re concerned, all three members of Destiny’s Child are still alive

4. When three people pose for a photo, the one in the middle will die first

This is not true. As far as we’re concerned, all three members of Destiny’s Child are still alive. Beyoncé, obviously the one in the middle for most photos is, if you don’t know, killing it in the industry. The only thing that died is Michelle Williams’ career.

5. Drop a spoon, a male visitor will arrive. Drop a fork, there’s a girl at your door

If we’re following this logic: Drop your plate and an unidentified flying object will come hovering over your house. Drop a knife and Caitlyn Jenner will arrive.

You’re a big spender if you have a mole on your palm? Not true
You’re a big spender if you have a mole on your palm? Not true

6. You’re a big spender if you have a mole on your palm, you’re talkative if you have a mole on your lip, and a mole on your feet means you’re a lakwatsera

No idea if this is true, but all I know is that having moles can mean you have cancer. Palm cancer, mouth cancer, and foot cancer, to be precise.

7. You’ll sweep out all the swerte if you sweep at night

I guess people from the old days don’t like cleaning their room before hitting the bed. It’s totally okay to sweep at night because the only thing you’re getting rid of is the host of virus and bacteria in your room.

If it’s raining on a sunny day, a tikbalang or demon is getting married
If it’s raining on a sunny day, a tikbalang or demon is getting married

8. If it’s raining on a sunny day, a tikbalang or demon is getting married

This happened to me once when I checked my Facebook feed and saw photos from my high school friend’s wedding. Eh mukha siyang tikbalang. I’d say this is true.

9. Going home from a wake? Don’t come home immediately—pagpag muna

Death is terrible, so do something fun! Pagpag ka muna sa bar.

Are the numbers three, five, and nine are unlucky?
Are the numbers three, five, and nine are unlucky?

10. The numbers three, five, and nine are unlucky

Also unlucky numbers: Your ex’s phone number, ’yung monthsary niyo dati, etc.

11. Guys with black gums are the jealous type

Ugh, why are you even dating a guy with black gums? You deserve someone better!

Those who get two yolks when they break an egg are lucky. Yolk lang
Those who get two yolks when they break an egg are lucky. Yolk lang

12. Those who get two yolks when they break an egg are lucky

They will also have something funny to put on Instagram: #YolkLang

13. Secretly sprinkling salt around your home will get rid of unwanted visitors

I don’t know about you, but I sprinkle shade around my unwanted visitors and that seems to be enough to make them leave na ahora mismo.

Superstitions in the Philippines: Do you open all your windows on New Year's Day?
Do you open all your windows on New Year’s Day?

14. Open all the windows on New Year’s Day to let the good fortune come in

This is how that cute member of Universal Motion Dancers died. Toxic fumes from the fireworks came in. Dying is not “good fortune.”

We don’t mean to scare. Our #PreenSupernaturalSeries will be crossing over to topics of the supernatural, the occult, horror, and fear. It’s okay, we’re with you on this. 

Art by Dorothy Guya

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