WHO’S THE BOY AND WHO’S THE GIRL?
In case the olds still don’t get it, gender lines are slowly being erased. The machos of our era are phasing out. In other words, the pendulum has swung to the extreme left—to the reign of the gays! It will all stabilize eventually, and we will have a more equal and better world.
HINANGIN SA COMMUTE
Those glamour girls have, for the first time, taken public transpo. Result: windswept hair and freedom from hairspray.
WE ARE FAMILY (NO MATTER HOW DYSFUNCTIONAL).
Coiffed, overfed, well-groomed mama, a rebellious teenage daughter, and the papa who dotes on her.
UNDERCOVER AGENT AND HIS GIRLFRIEND.
He has survived an ambush. She’s still growing baby hair after the chemo she’s survived.
TROPHY WIFE MATERIAL
She is the class beauty, summa cum laude, soloist of the Glee Club, tennis star.
The boys love her! The girls hate her!
